Shitbag full of Fuckdust

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

by warden September 22, 2009

Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers

Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.

by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017

I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

Fuckscape

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).

*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons

by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Many fucks

The opposite of not giving a fuck.

Hey, you ruined my car.
Many fucks were given.

by RFk1ll April 11, 2012

Zero Fucks

To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.

"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"

by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020

Fucks News

I can't believe this hasn't been defined yet, or for that matter a pun that isn't really heard at all. Ok, so it's obviously a pun on Fox News. Fox News fucks news, right?

Fucks News fucks real news in the ass and ejaculates right wing propaganda.

by Johnny Black ffs November 1, 2009