fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

fuckupalupagus

One who fucks up in an extraordinarily gratuitous or clueless way, reminiscent of childhood.

Now that you're 35, your Big wheel races make you look like a fuckupalupagus.

by Al347 April 8, 2008

Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can use when you're thoroughly fed up and you want someone to stop talking. It works better than "Shut up".

I don't understand why I can't talk about your girlfriend in front of you. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

by SanMateo July 22, 2014

cowboy the fuck up

Phrase used to describe to action of taking a deep breath, forgetting about the pain and fear, digging down deep, and carrying on to the end.

Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?

Son: What's the difference?

Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.

Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.

Dad: That's my boy.

by dammit janet October 21, 2004

Fuckophrenia

A mental condition where one bears the psychological scars of being fucked over for a long period of time. The individual experiences continuous psychological beatings by another person, or by an environment, which lays the groundwork for that individual to seemingly "suddenly snap." Fuckophrenia can best be defined as the mental stage that occurs right before the stage going postal.

The symptoms of fuckophrenia are usually ramblings about getting fucked over: "These motherfuckers keep fucking with me. No matter what I do they just keep fucking with me." That individual is about to bust skulls wide open. Keep on her good side; she'll most likely warn you before she blows up the joint.

"These people keep fucking with me, day in and day out. One day I'm going to come up in here and just punch everybody in the face!" ~ An example statement from someone who suffers from fuckophrenia.

by Magic Style May 3, 2010

Fuckopedia

Someone who is simply a complete imbecile. This word can be used in certain situations such as driving, internet conversations, politics, or any other activity in which requires it.

Skip Bayless: Aaron Rodgers is being a prima-donna and a diva by trying to force his way out of Green Bay.

Me: This fuckopedia right here...

by SHUFFL3G0D May 7, 2021

Fuckrupt

The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.

'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.

by Artemis Depthcharge October 19, 2010