Friday

Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.

Commandments of Friday:

Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.
Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.
Thou shall Get Down on Friday.
Thou shall know tomorrow is Saturday
Thou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.

Tony: "Its Friday Friday, Gotta get down on Friday"

Johnson: "Herman its Friday? That means Partyin' partyin' YEAH

Alex: "Herman, its friday, i don't know which seat to take"

Herman: ...It's 7am and you fuckers ruined my favorite day of the week already. Can't a guy get his Frosted Flakes in peace?"

by Guess415 May 13, 2011

shut the fridge

A phrase used by nickelodeon to replace shut the fuck up.

Carly: Did you see that Shelby Marx's game yesterday?
Sam: Oh, shut the fridge! Was it yesterday?

by dinga.dinga May 13, 2014

Friday

The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

by He who lieks mudkipz March 16, 2011

Man Friday

The man who helps you with everything, more of a servant than a friend, but still your bro.
Taken from the novel Robinson Crusoe.

Crusoe: I'm too busy to get the beers for tonight, can you get them?
Man Friday: Sure
Crusoe: That's why you're my Man Friday!

by Feresto November 7, 2013

Cereal in the fridge day

When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.

"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~

by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009

fuck the french friday

every friday we celebrate why the french are fucking retards

kelby: fuck the french
everyone else: fuck the french friday

by not tof May 14, 2021

fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.

Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)

by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007