I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013
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Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.
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A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.
An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.
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"Did you just sneeze blue?" - common question directed towards fratstars whilst lightning a couch on fire in the fratcastle's courtyard
"Fratterall has been scientifically proven to enhance the frattiness of the user. Fratlaps have unquestionably become more efficient, and the collective GPAs of Greeks has undoubtedly risen far beyond those of the GDI."
- Fratrick Ivey, M.D., Professor of Fratology
"Fratterall has been scientifically proven to enhance the frattiness of the user. Fratlaps have unquestionably become more efficient, and the collective GPAs of Greeks has undoubtedly risen far beyond those of the GDI."
- Fratrick Ivey, M.D., Professor of Fratology
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Get the fitter mug.A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.
Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
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Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.
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Example 1
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!
Example 2
Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
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Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.
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