kentucky fried children

A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags

KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children

by Anomonys Kid420 April 27, 2015

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

Firedog Willie

When you insert siracha sauce into the anus of your sexual partner followed by pepper flakes resulting in brutal,fiery, and overall sexy anal sex

I wouldn't wish a firedog willie on my worst enemy!

by Neonicon April 25, 2015

Wi-Fried

The condition of being exhausted by the constant use of Wi-Fi (phones, tablet and laptop...etc.)

I'm so Wi-Fried from texting and emailing all day, I could sleep for days.

by MajorThomasRandle March 5, 2015

Lawton Friedland

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

Frieda

Frieda is a funny cheeky girl

Frieda is cool

by 🐒 July 27, 2017

Deep Fried

A person, usually a female of South Indian descent, who is a complete tryhard and teacher's pet. Their hair is so oily that they appear "deep fried". Not necessarily intelligent, but always try to be or act like they are smart. Their presence can be signaled by a motion similar to that of frying French Fries at McDonalds. There are many varieties, including "Stir Fried," "Sizzlahs" and "Crusties," all with varying ethinicities and oiliness.

Man, the Ghost is SO deep fried!

by Beekman Squad September 25, 2016