1 definition by Beekman Squad
A person, usually a female of South Indian descent, who is a complete tryhard and teacher's pet. Their hair is so oily that they appear "deep fried". Not necessarily intelligent, but always try to be or act like they are smart. Their presence can be signaled by a motion similar to that of frying French Fries at McDonalds. There are many varieties, including "Stir Fried," "Sizzlahs" and "Crusties," all with varying ethinicities and oiliness.
by Beekman Squad September 25, 2016