Person 1: Why is jack following us around like a weird cunt?
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!
Person 2: Jack piss off! You're acting like a real Frenchie leech now now!
by RoccoIsGay August 29, 2021

Frenchie Bague pronounced (Frenchie Bagay) is a strange way to say "French Baguettes". It is done in order to administer humor to an otherwise plain phrase.
Dude 1: "hey bro let's check out the bakery a few blocks down"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
by reformedshibainu December 1, 2021

After you get bomb ass BBQ chicken or ribs and shells and cheese from the pit stop downtown, throwing the leftover bones at doors while driving through the jungle home. Tropical version of nigger knocking.
J:"I was Frenchie Knocking that door last night and dude came out and jumped in his car and chased us!"
M:"You're just lucky you guys got away"
M:"You're just lucky you guys got away"
by Spikolli November 7, 2010

by Sam Ardankser December 6, 2006

by vkjhgbkflgakyftga May 5, 2011

The gayest, dumbest, most French bitch out there. He parades around in pink spandex and says, "I'm the KOOLEST!"
He spazzes out every 4 seconds, lives in a toilet, and plays with naked dolls.
Did I mention he's French?
He spazzes out every 4 seconds, lives in a toilet, and plays with naked dolls.
Did I mention he's French?
by Icemann March 20, 2004

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.
also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....
Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?
Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."
Mike: Awesome! Me next!
Raymond: No thank you.
by Mr. Chavez July 31, 2009
