Float Daze

Days that you meet up with friends and float your local river.

Large group of drunks floating down a river.

That moment when you're floating the river on a perfect sunny day and you've drank just the right amount of alcohol.

Based off the infamous river float group from Macon Ga. The group Float Daze originated in spring of 2016 with a group of friends drinking and floating the Ocmulgee River every weekend.

Make sure you get enough beer for Float Daze tomorrow.

by Dazed River February 21, 2017

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

Float a pig

The act of defecation

I’m gonna go float a pig.

by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021

Down the throat float

Deepthroat with swallowing the load

Once she took all my man meat in. I gave her a down the throat float

by Pete Rico May 5, 2008

Floating Spit

When someone salivates in the air, causing the wind to carry it away into the wondrous atmosphere.

"Omg, Maria i swear there was floating spit outside in the parking lot of Target."

by Hannah0072 November 27, 2011

flottum

swampland, marshland, wetlands, saturated dirt

The stink from that flottum is atrocious!

by Rutch Mathers December 14, 2008

float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.

Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.

by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009