High maintenance. Superficially stylish. Attracts attention with looks or nice things; similar to "bling"; someone or something that is considered cool, stylish, hot, expensive, glamorous or attractive, someone who exudes confidence.
by Flossylilprincess July 5, 2020
Get the Flossymug. an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!
football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!
by Quaffee May 16, 2010
Get the Flossy Lockmug. A person who is the first to commit to a heavy responsibility only to immediately abandon all responsibility and deny any liability to the commitment.
P1: Phillis had that baby ya know.
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.
P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.
P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.
P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack
Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy
P2: …….
P1: Then Flossy came out, ran to Mexico not a single fuck.
P2: Classic Flossy
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P1: That Flossy kicked out Alan while paralyzed from the accident. Guy couldn’t even move hardly.
P2:Why?? TF!?!??
P1: Got her government check in and to clear house she accused him of going through her shit and stealing.
P2: Mrs smith must smoke crack
Origin: Slang in rv parks; traced to the 1980s strip club scene-Flossy had a baby to make Prego money then sold the baby for a car. 40 years later takes the son in to nurse back to health after 2 days has a breakdown and throws him out just to say she did it twice. It’s ok mom you can smoke meth in private. Just because I said no doesn’t mean I’m going to tell on you. You tell on yourself. Fuck you Flossy
by ÀB0mB October 6, 2025
Get the Flossymug. by Brickman1982 August 15, 2019
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Get the Flossy Buteramug. 
