flexed out

tryin to act like something you're not.

Man! You aint kiss that girl. You are so flexed out!!

by Tito Gallon March 30, 2009

Flever

Just the right combination of funny and clever.

Man. That thats what she said joke was so flever!

by THATSWHATSHESAIDTWICE September 13, 2010

Flexetarian

An inconsistent vegetarian who eats meat sometimes (heard on a wsj podcast)

A: Look at X, that sleazy bastard eating meat again!
B: Don't sweat it. He is a flexetarian...

by adv1112 March 18, 2012

fleser

Shaft of the penis going underneath the balls. usually licked in fetish when person is defacating.

"Lick my fleser while I dump"

by Paul Evans February 10, 2006

Flexner

when you have too much coke in you nose at one time

ace sniffing a whole gram in one blast

by REZKILLER February 5, 2004

flexirestitarian

a vegetarian is someone who does not eat meat.

a flexitarian is someone who eats meat only occasionally.

a flexirestitarian is someone who eats meat occasionally only when it is served at a restaurant, otherwise they are strictly vegetarian.

Y'all hear about Darian? Apparently that Rastafarian librarian is a flexirestitarian.

by Snaggletooth 4 life February 8, 2010

flexter

A flexter is a young person who enjoys expensive things and flexes them or is passionate about fashion.

“Damn bro, you care a lot about fashion. I think you are the biggest flexterin our school.

by Top knot May 11, 2018