flashlight in the closet

an uncircumcised penis

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.

by secretlover231 April 3, 2010

the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

flashlight it

When you and your homies loose your keys in deep crevices

Hey snitches flashlight it!!!

by Lolbooooooiiiiiiii December 22, 2016

dick flashlight

These exist. The only dick that will light up your life.

Bob: Hey Dude you got any batteries?
Scott: Yea why?
Bob: my dick flashlight ran out

by MiniSausage + BigSausage May 26, 2018

Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018

italian flashlight

The act of taking your shaft and smacking another's balls until they shart shoot a load on your stomach in the dark.

I gave Paul an Italian flashlight before bed.

by SillyTurtleTits July 14, 2016

Hilal Flashlight

She is a tough s.o.b and a beast when it comes to bodybuilding(and personal life?) When she hits the weights, she HIT the weights. A bodybuilding icon i must say. She has lots of damn veins when she pumped. It's like a freeway, a freeway of "Spesific Person" and i am gonna name him. We all know him. I personally take a bullet and/or shoot a bullet for her. HF is god and we all worship her

Who is that sexy gym freak?
Oh it's Hilal Flashlight "HF", she can eat you for a breakfast all week and twice on sundays

by HFworshipperbutnotcreepyone November 21, 2021