by Acho April 09, 2023
Finlay McDonald loves playing online football games to make up for how bad he is at them in reality. This person will also compete in many competitions against children younger and brag that they are very good at what they are doing.
by Oxford Dixshonary June 01, 2021
Jonathan Finlay is nice guy who loves Jesus and his family , Jonathan Finlay is the kinda guy who knows a lot of people but only has one close friend , his love life is simple he’s probably liked the same girl for like 5 years or so
Jonathan Finlay is hot
by YEETTTTTT February 12, 2019
The 9th planet in the solar system and a close second in size just after jupiter.
Also the cause of every earthquake world wide
Also the cause of every earthquake world wide
by Barry fowler February 02, 2021
Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023
Finlay Norton is autistic so
by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024