Whenever a "friend" takes a picture of you and u look ugly asf but they post it because they look cute
Aight this is obviously a joke but those friends for real Piss u off
Person: your a fake friend I told u not to post that picture I look terrible
Fake friend: but I look good
by Itzyogirlk December 8, 2016
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1) they won’t talk to u if they are around “popular people
2) they don’t invite you to something because you are “not popular enough” or “embarrassing”
3)they only talk to you if they need something not if you do
4) they “pretend” to like u

5) they don’t ever include u in anything

If any of those apply you have got urself a FAKE FRIEND
They are all such fake friends like they never include me in anything ever.

Natalie is such a fake person she says that she hates all of them and then hangs out with them the next day.
by thewarriorgoat January 14, 2018
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They will be there with you in your brightest moments but disappear during your darkest moments.
Hide your bf/gf/bff because that fake friend will snatch them
by He broke her March 31, 2018
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People who try to act nice to you in front of you but then the back-stab-you in the back.
Emy:wow Katy is a really a fake friend and I hope she gets hit by a car.

Jane: I know right
by AshK123 September 24, 2016
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The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.
Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.
by beautyqueen411 December 1, 2007
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A piece of human garbage. He's rude,offensive, and has no sense of emotion. He may have a lot of friends but they aren't really there for him. He will screw you over as much as he wants because he gives zero fucks about your feelings. If you give him a chance he will screw you over again and again. if your in relationship with this fake friend GET AWAY WHILE YOU CAN. He should be thrown into the depths of earth and burn alive. Know your worth because you are worth way more then what this fake friend treats you as. If your scared to be alone don't be reach out to other people who has been through what you did . My fake friend hit me,lied to me,lied about, stole money from me etc. It took me a long time to cut him off because of our history. But trust e IT WAS FOR THE BEST
Aqua: I don't to hang out with you and yoru fake friends
Asia: Wdym by fake friends?
Aqua: They use you for your money and treat you like garbage
Asia: They're just going through some stuff
Aqua: STOP MAKING EXCUSE FOR THEM ASIA
by norunninginmylobby July 4, 2019
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