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free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"
From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.
by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015
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Fap Free February

Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.

This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.

Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
by ASecondChance November 2, 2019
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Radio Free Colorado

Radio Free Colorado is a great online Classic Rock radio station. They play Pink Floyd, The Who, The Rolling Stones, U2, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, The Beatles and all the great Classic Rock songs from the 1960's, 1970's and 1980's.

RFC plays many Live in Concert, Rare and Hard-to-Find song tracks.

Radio Free Colorado is privately run and doesn't play any commercials.
Radio Free Colorado streams Classic Rock in 192 kbps MP3 5.1 Channel Surround Sound Format. Simply Awesome.
by Radio Surfer October 20, 2009
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Rent Free

A person/group cannot stop mentioning/challenging/thinking about another person/group eventhough the other person/group doesn't even acknowledge their existence
by AwareSuperCC May 19, 2022
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protecting-group-free

Having any form of sex without a condom
I went protecting-group-free on her last night.
by Burgi Dunitz December 7, 2010
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Fleece Queen

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.
Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.
by zionlost100 December 6, 2012
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Free bans

a free-for-all; no authority in place; rules are not being enforced
It's free bans tonight. The staff on doesn't care. I walked into the bathroom and it smells like cigarettes, weed, and crack. They haven't checked all night.
by XuShu January 4, 2020
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