fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 17, 2008

Fartlek

Fartlek, (Swedish: “Speed Play”), approach to distance-running training involving variations of pace from walking to sprinting aimed at eliminating boredom and enhancing the psychological aspects of conditioning.
In simple terms, starting as a jog , slowly increasing your speed and ending it as speed run.

This treadmill workout is a fartlek workout that will not only help improve your speed, but also help prevent boredom on the treadmill.

by YourUrbanPerson March 4, 2022

Faggletism-chinkerfucktard

A slur to describe a fucker that is gay, half-asian, half-black, mentally disabled, little person

I ran into a faggletism-chinkerfucktard. So I mugged them

by Faggletistic-chinkerfucktard November 7, 2023

fagle

A fag
One who likes it in the pooper

"I think Kumar is a fagle."
"Oh ya, they're totally gay for eachother."

by Qualityschweppes May 22, 2006

fartle

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled

by uknowidid March 12, 2010

Farple

A commonly used term for a nipple fart.

me: "Ramsey!"
Ramsey: "What?"
me: "Fart+Nipple=Farple"
Ramsey: "Haha!"

by Ciarán Roberts March 27, 2009

Faggle

A person who is extremely annoying and displays idiotic behavior. A faggle is also a compulsive liar and a know-it-all.

You know that kid Trevor? He's being such a faggle.

by Yanied October 21, 2013