H.K.F.

Who fucking cares. Yes Who doesn't start with an H, and Cares doesn't start with a K, and the order of the letters is wrong. But, who fucking cares!

Joe: I just got my BMW detailed today
Bob: H.K.F.

by hkf April 19, 2009

f.b.k.s

Fuck bitches kill snitches

Im on my f.b.k.s shit. fuckin bitches killin snitches

by HashedThaFukOut November 9, 2013

K.F.C.

K.F.C. Means Kentucky Fried Children.

I Love Kentucky Fried Children. Or, I Love K.F.C.

by Dark-Humor March 8, 2019

K.F.C

K.F.C stands for as every 1 knows kiddie fiddler central

man 1: god this really is a K.F.C
man 2: i know i would never let my kids down near this part of town
man 1: what are we doing here?
man 2: im a sexual preditor
man 1: what do u mean?
man 2: did u not wonder why i was wearing a school uniform?
man 1: i thought it was a bit strange.

by bamfany December 9, 2008

K.F.C.

K.F.C. stands for Kentucky Fried Cock. When a man has a erectile disfunction, other wise know as the dick being "fried".

Horny Harry was going to have sex with his grandma in law but he couldnt get a boner. He told his mother and she assumed he had K.F.C. (Kentucky Fried Cock).

by Sean Luber February 13, 2009

F.M.K

F--K My Keyboard. What you say when your keyboard pisses you off hardcore.

Jim: Hey I'll call you back in one sex"

Kate: "Wts"?

Jim: "F.M.K. , *One Sec"

by YoCoolnigga May 23, 2011

F.B.K.

F.B.K. means that hopefully a girl and a guy are nothing but fuck buddies.

fuck buddy kids are just like Scott and Becky they are friends that fuck. F.B.K. These are two teens that are friends that want to fuck but not have a relationship.

by Laura Jean October 29, 2007