inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Evacuate

Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.

Ukrainian soldiers evacuated to Siberia winter camps!

by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022

Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.

Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!

by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009

premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016