by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009
Get the bowl evacuation mug.The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.
Known on twitter as #TBE
Known on twitter as #TBE
Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night
by ubd_god December 23, 2011
Get the Total Body Evacuation mug.Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
Get the inspect the evacuation route mug.A rare, extreme, and deeply disorienting bodily event in which a person simultaneously vomits and ejaculates. Though occasionally triggered by overwhelming sensory input, stress, or gastrointestinal revolt, it is more infamously associated with self-induced occurrences—typically through a deliberate combination of purging and sexual self-stimulation.
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
This dual expulsion is said to result in a state of total physical catharsis and psychic confusion, often followed by immediate regret, nausea, or unexplainable clarity. Urban lore suggests it can be accidental, ritualistic, or, in fringe circles, an act of “emotional unburdening.”
• “After downing two bottles of cough syrup and watching VR horror porn, he pulled the full Evacuator. Still not okay.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
• “She claimed it was tantric, but no—that was a textbook Evacuator. There was a bucket and a blanket involved.”
• “Dude, if you ever try the Evacuator on purpose, at least have a spotter.”
by EvacInvestor July 26, 2025
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by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022
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Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
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