Earth

a sarcastic term to describe hippies or vegetarians/vegans

Guy 1: Hey, look at that douche with the dreads over there,

Guy 2: HAHA, oh god, he's so 'Earth'

------------------------------------------

Guy 1: Veggie Burger Please

Guy 2: Shut up 'Earth' Fag!

by onethirty May 3, 2009

Earth

The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.

Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*

by Disillusioned Hippie December 28, 2005

Earth

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

by Elite December 2, 2003

Earth

A big round lump of crap floating in space

Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Earth

Earth, n. A destination.

"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005

Earth

A monumentally painful shit

I need an earth

by Tommy D November 4, 2003

Earth

A polluted planet that is overwhelmed by technology and occasionally has a massive world fight.

Our planet.
The 3rd planet away from the sun.
An inner planet.
In the Goldilocks Zone.

Alien 1 "I heard Earth wanted to get to Mars."
Alien 2 "I can't believe they haven't got to Neptune yet!"

Alien 1 "Yeah, lol!"

Alien 3 "I would hate to see the pollution!"

Alien 1 "They have got many good things though..."

by Love writing July 27, 2016