Earth

a sarcastic term to describe hippies or vegetarians/vegans
Guy 1: Hey, look at that douche with the dreads over there,

Guy 2: HAHA, oh god, he's so 'Earth'

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Guy 1: Veggie Burger Please

Guy 2: Shut up 'Earth' Fag!
by onethirty May 03, 2009
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The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
Alien 1: Oh crap, here comes a Earther!
Alien 2: Run for your life!
Human 1: Hahahaha! *gunfire*
by Disillusioned Hippie September 24, 2005
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A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 02, 2003
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Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
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A monumentally painful shit
by Tommy D November 04, 2003
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The human race is fucking up the Earth by overpopulation and pollution.
by Dubiks December 15, 2018
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