Dozer

When you eat so much food you have to shit within 10-15 minutes after eating. The new food essentially dozes the shit out of your colon

Jim ate so much at thanksgiving he had to take a dozer before finishing his meal.

by Bubchubb83 May 28, 2023

Dozer

A dozy cunt

You know Alan? Proper dozer

by Trackie123 August 07, 2020

Dozers

Those heavy ass shits you get that been sleep behind the 1st shit that you thought was good

1. Bru if they aint like it they can eat my dozers
2. These dozers this mornin almost made me late for work du

by Wuuzi April 23, 2019

Dozer

A girl that's so disgusting you fall asleep having sex with her. Someone you labotomize and leave in the middle of nowhere. An organ donation.

That dozer?! Haven't done that kinda trash in a long time but good for a beating to get your reputation back, you can break her down for fun and no one cares because she wouldn't be missed.

by Canwebeedoneyet22 November 16, 2022

Dozer

A heavily armored Special Unit in Payday 2, pain in the ass to deal with

"Make way, FOR THE DOZER!"

by Jestacog3 January 19, 2023

Dozer

Short for bulldozer

Your working with the dozer today Larry Wazowski

by The Potato King #1 March 17, 2022

dozer

50% Doer 50% Poser. Dosers usually get the work done, or at least most of it. But they are equal amounts posing their way to success. You recognize a Dozer by the amount of bravado and name dropping accompanying their description of past successes.

I just hired a dozer from LA, who’s recieved a bunch of Oscar nominations and wrote the lyrics to several Bionce hits. He’ll make a great PA!

by Shark smith March 02, 2019