Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

Snotty Dobson

A Snotty Dobson is whereby you sniff or snort a line of cum, as you would cocaine. The cum must be provided by ladyboy and the action must occur whilst residing or staying on Jonathon Dobson street, Newcastle.

“Last night I did a Snotty Dobson in my student accommodation!”

by Warren Pusey October 20, 2019

Shane Dawson

a fucking awful person that fucks his cats and dogs, is a pedophile, and does not deserve a social media platform

Who is the worst YouTuber ever?
Oh, that’s Shane Dawson!

by KingPoke December 29, 2020

soundtrack to dawson's mind

In Dawson's Creek, the insane music that would play that would describe how main character, Dawson Leery was feeling at any given moment. Sometimes he just couldn't find the words...

Two girls sit and watch Dawson's Creek as the camera zooms in Dawson's first kiss and croons 'Electricity, eye toooo eye.'

Amy: What? What is this song.
Sarah: I fucking love the soundtrack to Dawson's mind. Now we know that his first kiss was electric.

by quinnfriedman March 11, 2008

geekin on dawson's creek

High on cocaine

"Hey man what you wanna do later?"

"Just picked up a zip, time to get geekin on Dawson's creek! "

You see them guys snorting in the club last night?

Yeah man they were geekin on Dawson's creek!

by Allan Ford January 5, 2015

Dodson

A departure from the ordinary. It steals your breath, stops your heart then restarts it at twice the speed. Makes you smile (even if you don't want to.) Leaves you with a feeling of extreme loss when gone.

Only effective following the name: Elizabeth

I've only experienced a Dodson once in my life but it was life changing.

by OverwellingingSmitten November 16, 2012

Dawson

A Dawson is a perfect person. His laugh,his smile, his voice ,his eyes. He can make you fall in love just by looking in your eyes . His amazing words can't even explain how perfect he is.

Look at his eyes he much be a Dawson.

I fell in love with a dawson.

by His love :) May 13, 2014