Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018
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Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
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Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.
That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.
by DKS799 October 08, 2018
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dook larue

A silly drummer dog from rockafire explosion. Usually wearing a space suit, though his early version had a different outfit. Turned into a lizard looking thing named ozone in the moonrockers, and turned into Pasqualle in CEC.
"Dook Larue is my favorite member of the rockafire explosion! "
"Me too! I hope to own my own dook animatronic some day! "
by Only the Cheesiest of toast December 31, 2021
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dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.
Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.
by drbosso November 30, 2007
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plop a dook

I've really gotta plop a dook before we leave.
by GoAppState March 11, 2008
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dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .
After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.
by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018
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