Donkey Konging

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

Donkey Kong Politics

When politicians shout about how they think the country should be run but do nothing other than belittle the opposition, instead of making progress.

It can also relate to the impossible journey a senator or congressman has to go through to make progress in government while up against a higher authority who will not listen to "the little guy."

Gay marriage was once again shot down this week for no particular reason other than 'it's in the Bible.' It seems like we have a case of Donkey Kong Politics.

by inferiorego August 3, 2011

Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

by agnubo March 23, 2020

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

Donkey Kong that Ass

Pounding an ass like Donkey Kong smashes his bongos, also a way for showing appreciation for poetry without snapping

Don't forget to Donkey Kong that Ass after Randall reads his poem about concrete

by ArdiFardi January 24, 2021

It's on like Donkey Kong

on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.

Example 1:

Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.

You:

What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.

by Thatsmyfav August 24, 2010

donkey kong punch

The Donkey Kong Punch is a mixture of the donkey punch and the gorilla punch. When your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better and making her shit all over.

I donkey kong punched this chick last night. it was great but messy.

by Opi071694 December 11, 2010