INSTANT donger raise

when your donger INSANTLY raises from watching one of your KINKS.

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

example
guy1: holy FK dude that video was so fking hot
guy2: wait what video bro play it on discord
guy1: alright
guy2: HOLY CRAP im getting an INSTANT donger raise
guy1: i know right, i had TWO already; after this it'll be my third

by DEEZ NUTZ 6969 June 3, 2018

donger dance

an ancient tribal dance to make a man full of spunk

that guy is trying for a kid stupid fuck he should have done the donger dance

by brusstank May 5, 2006

dip donger

a gay male who likes to be double penetrated.

Tony is a real dip donger. He just loves it when all of his friends cum over two spend quality time with him

by thedohboy October 15, 2008

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Chicken donger

One who places his dong in chickens.

I thought that dudes ok?
Dude that guy is a total Chicken Donger.

by TACOBAR April 17, 2009

Heath Park Donger

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

by windmill June 17, 2009

Diddly Dang Donger

Another word for a penis

Jason and Marty have tiny diddly dang dongers

by An_Actual_Potato October 4, 2016