Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

lump sum donation

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.

I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.

by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

irish donation

The act of defecating on a sixteen-year old girl's chest while wearing a leprechaun suit.

At last year's St. Patrick's day parade, Dillon got so wasted that he left an irish donation on the chest of that cheerleader that passed out in his loft.

by Hanis Polo March 2, 2008

Dejavu ( I'm going to rewrite Donation song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

Dejavu ( I'm going to rewrite Donation song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

Dejavu ( I'm going to rewrite Donation song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

Gearmarked donation

The act of intentionally packing older electronics for a trip to the developing world in the hopes that said electronics will be stolen, forcing the traveller to replace (and therefore upgrade) said gadgets upon his return.

I might get robbed in Nairobi... it would be a shame if my second-generation Nano got lifted and I would be forced to replace with something way sweeter. I'll make that my gearmarked donation.

by Thirsty Mind June 20, 2011