Dillon

A sneaky and annoying type of guy that is ugly and usually single.

Dillon finally got a girlfriend!

by Jeter la pisco November 14, 2014

Dillon

a raging homosexual who always accuses people of being inbred but in fact he is the one who is inbred. he also has a huge loose vagina because he is a dumpster slut. he also has a witch shaped nose and does a damn good joker impression while giving head to all guys he sees. hees like hey you got a penis yeah ill suck it.

guy 1: hey do you have a penis.

guy 2: yea i do Dillon Wood.

guy 1: woot woot i love sucking dick.

by jminch May 22, 2009

Dillon

A guy who takes pride in his hair, even though its not all that great. Vapes a lot, and likes to think he's cool. You will find him walking in the hall of a high school listening to rap music.

enjoys cod and mountain dew

dillon: aye

by matt the hat February 1, 2017

Dillon

Very sweet, marshmallow like kid who acts like a badass but its actually a giant teddy bear.

That guy is totally a Dillon.

by dillonsucks July 4, 2016

Dillon

A guy who is perfect but with a tiny dick

That poorrr dillon

by Whoresareus July 8, 2010

Dillon

A)person who over dresses for sports, usually football, and/or fakes injuries.

B) person who uses the same joke over and over again.

C)someone who commits social plagarism daily

d)person who will hog your computer for hours to look at his/her myspace

Your acting like Dillon!

by CG53 October 18, 2008

Dillon

A sadcunt who makes multiple urbandictionary accounts to overcompensate on his small dick.

Person: All the girls think its big man.

Friend: Well if you go and be a Dillon about it on the net then of course they will!

by Ezza901 August 17, 2011