Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018

Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 22, 2017

Derek

Always crashes his car.

Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?

by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016

Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.

"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."

by Cellularwhore January 8, 2010