A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 August 02, 2015
Having sex in front of cameras
by I <3 Marie January 23, 2005
"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"
by FM104 August 23, 2007
by E-Stylee November 08, 2005
A Software Dandy is someone who has all the latest games and cool software just to show-off. They have a huge number of non-pirated games and "killer apps" and they will never let anyone borrow from them.
A) "Wow! has that guy got a load of software I want, or WHAT ? I bet he's some kind of games wizard !"
b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
b) "Jeez, he's just a Software Dandy - and he knows jack about any of them games"
by Regis Bognor February 08, 2006
The act of playing two girls at once, usually one from a different school or college than the other, but still fucking them both without them having a clue whats going on.
Dude I was fucking this chick from Georgia then I came back to Florida and fucked the other chick im in with, what a double dandy i have working.
by theace May 07, 2012