Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.

Alec campione is a dyslexic ass bitch

by Alec campione March 11, 2019

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 07, 2017

dyslexic apricot

any Gordon Ramsay insult, fits with idiot sandwich, dense cabbage, emotional salami, etc.

A: have you heared of insert name B: the dyslexic apricot?? Oh yeah!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Dyslexic Ginger

A Dyslexic Ginger is a ginger or redheaded person with the reading disability known as dyslexia which affects reading, spelling, and writing.

Jack: Hey Bob, who's that new kid?
Bob: Oh that carrot-top? Idk, but his hand writing is so bad dude.
Jack: So practically a Dyslexic Ginger
Bob: A what?
Jack: Look it up on urban dictionary

by The One who broke the Clock January 23, 2024

Dyslexic Fuck

A shishtar who can’t spell.

Keenan is such a dyslexic fuck.

by Extraterrestrialval June 04, 2018

Braid Dyslexic

When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.

Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic

by LoserBoy2024 October 16, 2023

dyslexic breasts

A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.

by veganeater December 10, 2017