DTM

Short for "Do the Math."

DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.

DTM-ing is like being your own boozy detective. Grab a pen, a notepad, and let's solve the mystery of the lost beer count!

by RoflcopteringPotench July 3, 2023

DTM

Drop The Mic.

If a Buick Century is good enough for The Punisher, it's good enough for me. DTM.

by QuantumPtarmigan May 20, 2016

dtm

dtm mean some one does to much

mane that girl dtm

by babygurlww2 August 12, 2020

dtm

when someone is dead to you, dtm stands for dead to me

bro you are dtm

by kermit the frog #1 October 22, 2023

dtm

A short, often blunt phrase used in texting or online messaging to tell someone not to contact you further. It usually signals frustration, a boundary or emotional distance. It can be used seriously in conflicts or casually among friends in a joking tone, depending on context.

Coworker: Hey can you cover my shift again? I have a party today.

You: After what you did DTM.

by syannbae May 10, 2025

dtm

do too much

person 1: yall dtm lmfaoo
person 2: dtm-?
person 1: yeah, it means “do too much”.

by microwavedbeefsack November 24, 2021

dtm

the abbreviation for “do too much” if someone says you dtm youre just doing too much and needa stop

*some random student in a class being annoying*
person 1: bro stfu you dtm🙄
person 2:fr like just shut up😑

by this btc got no rizz🤷‍♀️ May 29, 2023