Ferdinand: hello kiddo do you want to come to my house to play
Helga: Oi jippo he dtm but I’m sure he’d like to be minced
Helga: Oi jippo he dtm but I’m sure he’d like to be minced
by CheeseKneese July 7, 2019
Get the Dtm mug.DTM is short for ”Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters” and is a car race where they race with slightly modified production cars.
Many famous cars have come from DTM trough the years such as the original BMW M3 and the Mercedes 190e EVO 2
Many famous cars have come from DTM trough the years such as the original BMW M3 and the Mercedes 190e EVO 2
Bob the American: I like nascar.
Erik the sane: Everything is better, DTM, Formula 1, Le Mans.
Bob the American: Fuck you, I’m leaving too shoot up a school.
Erik the sane: Everything is better, DTM, Formula 1, Le Mans.
Bob the American: Fuck you, I’m leaving too shoot up a school.
by Peepee-poopoo July 29, 2019
Get the DTM mug.DTM means “down to masturbate”. This is an acronym said by people that like/prefer to be intimate by themselves but with a partner(s) watching.
“Monica asked her fellow co-workers if they were down to masturbate after work. They all said no when they found out what it meant besides one person M.F.”
“Hey girl, are you DTM?!”
“Let’s not touch each other, let’s touch ourselves instead. DTM?!”
“Hey girl, are you DTM?!”
“Let’s not touch each other, let’s touch ourselves instead. DTM?!”
by bitter_sweetzz June 14, 2019
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