Draco Malfoy

The hottest/cutest fictional character in the world

Draco Malfoy is the cutest person in the world and lots of girls wish he was real.

by Claire Malfoy December 27, 2020

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"But Draco Malfoy is a hottie!11!!1!!!"
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'

by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 06, 2021

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the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.

he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin

- a bad bish

- a hot bish
- a sad bish

witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?

witch 1: yes.

by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020

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juanas husband

omg juana and draco malfoy are so hot together

by abushehadeh July 01, 2021

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DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES

WE STAN HIM. <3

pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.

by yourlocalsidehoe May 22, 2022

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