Donked

Also "donked up", Something is donked if it has been destroyed, damaged beyond repair, made moot, "totaled" in the context of automobiles, etc. If someone "donked it up", they messed up/screwed up/were responsible for the thing having become/having been donked. Originally from the tv program Adventure Time, which is known for its original internal slang.

Finn, you donked up my photos!

by BriftBlue May 26, 2018

dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.

Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.

by TinyTowers December 12, 2014

Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.

My friends gave me a dinkleberry.

by mrgordo April 12, 2022

ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.

Person reading this: Really?

Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)

by Chief S2117 February 23, 2017

hoe-dinkle

An endearing use of the word "hoe" when aforementioned hoe is annoying you.

"Karyn, don't be a hoe-dinkle."

by notahoe-dinkle January 18, 2018

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

Dinkle

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.

Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.

by topherw24 January 28, 2009