easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011

Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

Japanese Candy Dispenser

Where you stick gumballs up an Asian chick's snatch and fish them out with your tongue.

"Yeah I did a Japanese Candy Dispenser to that one Asian Chick last night. Getting those gumballs out was hard."

by Funtimesnumber1 November 20, 2011

Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 29, 2009

Nice pezz dispenser

1.The secret code to get into every gay bar in the Univerce
2.A gay come on.

Gay guy: let me in.
Gay bouncier:Whats the secret code.
Gay guy:"Nice pezz dispenser"
Gay bouncier: your in.

by Koat(knower of all things) May 30, 2009

Canadian Ice Dispenser

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.

It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.

by punksweeper October 16, 2015