dish moff

1.) a stanky pussy
2.) an overall gross ass pussy. either with a forest growin down there, or just tore up like paul bunyan beat it up.

1. uuaahh! i have the aroma of dish moff dude! my dick is stained for a week!!
2. mannn, she was a dime but she had that dish moff goin on.
3. friend: "you pulled a fine honey the other night dawg. did you hit it?" me: "she was smooookin but dude, she got that dish moff. it's like i ate a whole pack of big league chew and slapped that bitch out on the table, THAT was her pussy." friend: (hahahahahahah)

by bobby eubanks November 04, 2009

dish jenga

The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.

"Don't touch the dish jenga! That's a load-bearing spoon."

by Midwest_Expatriate June 27, 2005

monkey dish

In cafeterias and dining halls: a small bowl for serving side dishes such as vegetables or fruit.

"Yo, Dave! Get some more monkey dishes for the peas. We're almost out of 'em!"

by Landsky August 05, 2008

hot dish

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.

This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.

by Clifford Hall June 04, 2005

Dish Nazi

That annoying house mate that can't stand seeing a few dirty dishes on the counter for more then a day or two. The Dish Nazi, when he catches you, will even become enraged that you keep dishes in your room even though you are just trying appease them by keeping the kitchen a little cleaner. The Dish Nazi will also clean everyone's dishes on the pretense of being "nice" when really they are just cleaning for peace of mind.

Bob, out house Dish Nazi, saw I had a few bowls in my room... The look that came over him made me think he was either going to have a nervous break down or burn me at the stake as a witch.

by Bob's House Mate May 06, 2008

clack dish

When you're having sex and you pull out a paper plate and jizz on it, then proceed to shove it in your sexual partners face like a pie

Bro what happend to the last of our paper plates?
Oh ya know last night I gave Jill the clack dish.

by Apple John April 20, 2016

meat at the dish

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

by spackopotamus July 08, 2009