"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"
"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"
that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly
"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"
that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly
by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007
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Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.
by bandospook July 27, 2012
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When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017
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Get the mr.disabled mug.A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
Get the Motorway Disabled mug.The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
Get the financially disabled mug.A variation of the sexual Good Cop/Bad Cop routine (see as reference). Instead of tag teaming with a mask the good cop must simply leave the room. The second male (the mentally disabled cop) must then come in and act as if he were a mentally disabled person and proceed to abruptly rape the good cop's "partner." This tactic is much more abusive and should only be used as punishment.
Hey Brandt, do you want to good cop/bad cop your girlfriend this weekend?
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!
No, she cheated on me, lets good cop/mentally disabled cop her!
by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011
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