Dickweed 

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

Dickweed by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed 

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

Dickweed by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

dickweed 

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

dickweed by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024

dickweed 

leftover pee droplets on your dick

not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou

dickweed by da verbal dude December 23, 2024

Dickweed 

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

Dickweed by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025

dickweed spot 

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

dickweed spot by Ballantine April 12, 2007

dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature

holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended

dickweed salad by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017