Derek

A stupid loser, especially if his last name is Harbinson.

That dude ruined my life by just talking to me...he must be a Derek Harbinson.

by dory1536 November 8, 2016

Derek

A man with a pretty dick

Wow what a pretty dick Derek has.

by Topher2323 December 21, 2016

Derek

An cool guy, usually popular. Super cute and funny.

Girl 1:omg sid you see that guy today

Girl 2: He's so cute!

Girl1: I know right?! Such a Derek.

by LoveMaker123 April 12, 2017

Derek

Someone that you hate and love at the same time, it's confusing sometimes

Felicia:He is OK, I guess, but we should I don't know why, I hate him for what he's done, and love him for being just a Derek

by Math for life, guys and girls January 30, 2018

Derek

Similar to a douche canoe only more worthless, see also grundle butter.

Dude did you have to work with that tool? He’s such a Derek.

by Bobbie knocker July 11, 2019

Derek

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

Derek

HE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER GAMER PUSSY SLAYER SEX HAVER 100. HE PLAYS DARK SOULS AND HAS A RETARD COUSIN NAMED RYAN. JK BUT NOT REALLY LMAOO. HE IS SEX AND HAS SEX. he is badass and owner of violus. people around him think poop is funny despite IT BEING VERY FUNNY.

I'm a derek, (another word for badass)

by nameIsNotDerek February 18, 2021