Derek

A stupid loser, especially if his last name is Harbinson.

That dude ruined my life by just talking to me...he must be a Derek Harbinson.

by dory1536 November 08, 2016

Derek

A man with a pretty dick

Wow what a pretty dick Derek has.

by Topher2323 December 21, 2016

Derek

Someone that you hate and love at the same time, it's confusing sometimes

Felicia:He is OK, I guess, but we should I don't know why, I hate him for what he's done, and love him for being just a Derek

by Math for life, guys and girls January 30, 2018

Derek

An cool guy, usually popular. Super cute and funny.

Girl 1:omg sid you see that guy today

Girl 2: He's so cute!

Girl1: I know right?! Such a Derek.

by LoveMaker123 April 13, 2017

Derek

Similar to a douche canoe only more worthless, see also grundle butter.

Dude did you have to work with that tool? He’s such a Derek.

by Bobbie knocker July 12, 2019

Derek

If you meet a derek you better bet that mf is fineeeeee but also a pc nerd he’s a charming boy but also gets angry sometimes but for things that don’t really matter but never gets mad at you or treats you poorly he will never treat you wrong he will love you until he finds someone else who has a better body and that’s prettier than you so when he says “in a room of every pretty girl in the world I would choose you” he’s lying….

“Omg derek loves me 🤭🤭” are you the prettiest girl in the room to him? No you aren’t

by Youfuckingbitch June 30, 2022

Derek

Hot as fuck and good at sex. make sure u ask him about how large is dick is

Derek could rail me

by teen wolf December 07, 2020