Dalton

a white ass motherfucker

That's just Dalton

by anonymous June 6, 2022

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Daltonism

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

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Dalton's my bro, he's crazy, a simp though. they spend most of their time with their girlfriend. their soulmate is either named Lindsey or their name starts with an A. it crazy how loving and cuddly they can be around their girlfriend but everywhere else they want to beat people who mess with her up. other than that he's a pretty chill dude.

dalton's such a simp.

by weirdooooooo September 21, 2020

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Dalton is perfect. He is soft and kind, but strong and courageous. He is quite, which is a breath of fresh air compared to the screaming and egotistic assholes that seem to be everywhere. His swoon worthy blue eyes compliment his big and genuine smile. His brown hair is curly. He is extremely kind and will do anything for those he loves. He’s not an instigator of conflict, but will not back down from defending someone. He’s thoughtful and sweet. He’s perfect.

I never should have let Dalton go. He’s everything I’ve ever looked for.

by I’m sorry and I miss you December 29, 2019

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dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.

dalton has dated the entire population

by sdghrghfssdf May 30, 2019

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