Daltonism

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

Dalton

Dalton's my bro, he's crazy, a simp though. they spend most of their time with their girlfriend. their soulmate is either named Lindsey or their name starts with an A. it crazy how loving and cuddly they can be around their girlfriend but everywhere else they want to beat people who mess with her up. other than that he's a pretty chill dude.

dalton's such a simp.

by weirdooooooo September 21, 2020

Dalton

a white ass motherfucker

That's just Dalton

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Dalton

The best person to be together with for your whole life. He is the type of person to act really toxic and dumb when talking to really close friends but generally a really loving and respectful person who would do anything in the world to make sure his girlfriend is always happy and feels safe around him. Dalton is very hardworking and never gives up and is determined in his workouts and exercises. Not only that, He is probably the bestest friend you will ever have in the entire universe. If you get the chance to be talking to a Dalton, you need to be with him and not lose your only best opportunity.

Janice: Babe, you know I talked to a really cute guy called Dalton
Amanda: O. M. G girlll you must be so lucky to have him!
Janice: Yeah, its like a dream!!!!
Amada: Im so jealous

by BigManDavid198 December 9, 2021

dalton

dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.

dalton has dated the entire population

by sdghrghfssdf May 30, 2019

The Dalton

A sign of dominance when the girl kisses only the tip of the penis. it is of the utmost importance no sucking or tongue is involved.

Girl 1: what did you get on that test?
Girl 2: well i had a D but i gave him the Dalton and he changed it to an A

by hotsteppinfool January 25, 2010

dalton

a sweetie who won't stop sending me anime boobs.
you've gotta stop paps.
rlly.

me: hey-
dalton: sends a bunch of big boobers////
me: aaAAAAAAAaAAAAAaA

by sweetiepiggie August 20, 2018