Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
by Mark Cole April 9, 2008
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A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.
Universally hated by all
A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.
Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?
Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah
Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah
Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
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Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
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Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?
God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
by yowaldo June 28, 2010
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Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!
nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!
nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009
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