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customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
by Mark Cole April 9, 2008
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Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011
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EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.
Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.
by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019
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Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.
That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.
by damissy April 16, 2005
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customer

Somebody who buys narcotics from a drug dealer. Opposite of a hustler.
"Im a Hustla’s Hustla, A Pusher’s Pusher
You a busta, a customer, I get you some cook"
-Fat Joe
by zachnnn July 20, 2008
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customerize

When you take an awesome product designed for a huge market and customize it to make one of your annoying cry-baby customers happy because your stupid salesman promised them something which no one in their right mind would design into such an awesome product.
Hey did you hear we had to change the font on the login button on our main page to Comic Sans because Fred Derf promised Dingleberry Unlimited it was no big deal?

God I hate when we customerize our products like that.
by yowaldo June 28, 2010
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Customer Service

WE CLOSED!
Hey, i'd like to order some food.
......We closed.
But the sign says you're open 24 hours!
......WE CLOSED!!!

nice customer service, bitch..
......WHAT!
nothing!
by Happyfunball79 August 27, 2009
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