Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003

cumfuzzle

to confuse someone

i is all cumfuzzled

by bob rickets April 14, 2003

confuzzled

When someone is confused and puzzled

That math question left me confuzzled.

by latinopride1212 June 12, 2007

Confuzzled

A combination of being confused and puzzled, thus being twice as confused or puzzled as you would be normally.

Uh, teacher! I'm confuzzled by that math problem!

by Will Monaco December 6, 2007

Confuzzled

synonym to confused, but the best way of writing it. If you are cool, you write it like this.

Dude, that assignment had me cofuzzled

Yo I played a trick on her and she was confuzzled!

I'm so confuzzled, Gabi, help!

by wagawaga December 1, 2009

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022