crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase

Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!

by namebrand05 December 19, 2017

Cryptic_ytp

A stupid brit with way too much free time and no life

"who is cryptic_ytp?" "idfk he is irrelevant"

by Mr Ali a September 20, 2020

cryptic castle

Madarchod Server, Shitty Server with Shitty Admins and Community

Boy 1: u like cryptic castle?

Boy 2: no i hope that server die in hell

by ibro2008 July 9, 2021

crypticharrasser

a little kirkish being.

nope, no example fo you, cuz you speaks like a crypticharrasser ish.

by Mark November 8, 2003

cryptics

The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.

He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.

by Mercedes August 6, 2004

cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013