Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

Knocking Crocs

Engaging in sexual intercourse whilst wearing Crocs sandals.

Once Stef saw my new camouflage cargo shorts, I knew we'd be knocking Crocs later that night.

by Frederick Hasgotslacks May 28, 2021

White crocs

The #1 shoe for rich suburban girls, the ones who hoe around all the time. The ones who buy a new pair of white crocs with their daddy's money anytime they get dirty. Can also be used as a fashion item for basic white girls to become more basic.

"bro she got those white crocs with the adventure strap up, I think she wants to get laid tonight"

by DocotorLit July 6, 2021

bleu crocs

A phrase to define the subjects shoes when they are particularly old

Dang he’s got them bleu crocs. He needs some new ones.

by Rick Tobias November 13, 2020

yellow crocs

Little balls of sunshine strapped elegantly across thous feet and twinkle toes

Wow! That girls yellow crocs are cool! I'd love to shove It up my feet!

by laure-hizzle November 9, 2017

National Crocs Day

The day when everyone in the galaxy must wear crocs to show that they are truly a hero. On January 22 2018

Damn son where you cop those fresh crocs???? Ima get some on national crocs day

by Drfrrdh January 21, 2018