Croatian Clout Lord

The nickname for the one and only Dragan Bender, Terror from the Land of Three, Destroyer of Defenses, Swat King Emperor, and Admiral of Attac

Croatian Clout Lord for three! That's his 14th tonight!

by ClapTrapTittieSlap May 1, 2018

Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.

Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.

by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022

Croatian Wrestling

It is essentially just your normal good ole fashioned 69. But this move can only be done with two men

Hey Josip, had fun Croatian wrestling last night

by Ante69 March 15, 2023

Croatian Banana Snatch

When a girl is chasing you around trying to steal your <<insert item here>>

I was eating a candy bar, when she tried to pull a Croatian Banana Snatch on me, and I had to smack her down.

by JHull June 13, 2008

Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.

Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!

by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008

Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

Croatian Heartbeat

The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.

Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."

by forcedfeedback March 12, 2011