mini crit

the act of ejaculation upon seeing an inticing image

I just mini crit in my pants!

by Dante31 October 21, 2010

Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc

And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.

by DPShiro September 15, 2016

ripped a crit

when, during a session of dungeons and dragons with your friends, a critical hit is rolled. Best used to describe when said critical hits are instrumental and pivotal to the combat taking place, or when several critical hits are rolled.

Morrowind, not only managed to stay up the whole fight, unlike a certain wizard, but also ripped a crit.

by 00dmb5 March 22, 2023

CRIT

that space between your balls and your anus

My crit itches

by Fabsux November 16, 2020

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Crit Gritit

a fat cunt who gets paid £45 a week for playing a game hes shit at

Bro hes such a crit gritit

by Olzyybtw November 22, 2021

Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023