Cranoff

When someone is being a giant dick towards you so you throw a handful of cranberries at him and then you run off because they are covered in red cranberry juice.

"Hey man what happened to you"
" I just got cranoffed"
"So you were being a dick towards someone?"

"I guess"

by Beatch21 June 14, 2018

Crinoid

A small shell fish thats anus is right next to its mouth

Also used to describe somebody who talks shit and knows it.
But somehow strangley they cant seem to help themselves.

You Fucking Crinoid!

by EvilClown December 28, 2005

Ricky Crano

A simplified form of Richard Cranium, which is a more polite way of expressing the insult dick head.

Look at that guy. He thinks he's a know-it-all. What a Ricky Crano!

by eXDax February 8, 2008

Cainon

Short human being who drives large vehicles to compensate for his xxxxs boxers. Is in a long term relationship with his truck. Terrible at fantasy football and likes football teams that has half of their players injured. Terrible at uno and ping pong and never could win Lauren in a arm wrestle.

They are almost as short as Cainon

by lolichka October 5, 2020

Crain

The combination of smegma and fecal matter dripping off one's ball sack. Usually after a long night of giving and receiving anal sex while snorting cocaine and taking the lord's name in vain.

I'm going to have to take several showers; I've got the crain going on.

by RobbleRobble January 25, 2016

Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown

"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."

by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005

craniopomorphic

adj.; to attribute to an object a cranial capacity or a characteristically cranial likeness; used to illuminate an intimate meshing between the object being mentioned and the brain.

The psychoanalytical fruits of the ponderer?s labor are contained in his craniopomorphic fishbowl.

by Wesley Morton November 20, 2003