Detective: I'm investigating on a coyote farm
by Rudy85 February 02, 2008
1. A coyote in a blender
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.
by Split Banana March 30, 2017
by Lol you read my name June 09, 2020
This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.
Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014
The reason any man would find himself in this predicament is because she was a "2" at 10 and a "10" at 2.
by Gerry Carter September 09, 2006
by abr September 29, 2006
The silent coyote is performed by placing your middle and ring finger together while your pointer finger and pinky are up in the air. Forming the silent coyote.
by Chinkybaby October 10, 2010