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Cotton Candy

The left over balled up pieces of toilet paper around the anus and/or vagina after a woman or male wipes.
Brian how did it go last night?

Response: “Well when I went down on her to Toss her Salad, all I got was a mouth full of Cotton Candy!”

By Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
by Schmiddy22 June 11, 2022
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Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.
“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”
by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020
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Cotton Candy Me

by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007
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I hate cotton candy

One of the most effective romantic pickup lines to ever exist.
I told Violet I hate cotton candy and she immediately fell for me
by Kentucky boi July 8, 2022
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Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
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cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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