The Closet Whores

An awesome band started in Scottsdale, Arizona by Ellen and Jared when they were 16. Album comes out soon!

"Hey do you know any bands that sounds like-"

"Yeah, The Closet Whores"

"But you didn't know what I was going to say?"

"Didn't need to."

by wh0opwh0op January 2, 2012

blood comet

A blood comet is a substantial clot of congealed menstrual blood that forms a comet-like shape in the toilet upon ejection from the vagina. There is always a head-like structure, with some manner of tail, sometimes long enough to swirl around the circumference of the bowl.

"Guys, I made the biggest blood comet in the toilet just now."

by Dr. Moneypenny Esq. May 2, 2014

in the closet

a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

the guy in sweet home alabama

by (witheld so I won't have to be afraid to tell the truth) October 4, 2004

Cardiff Comet

A land-based comet formation of Welsh human origin.

The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.

It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.

The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.

by Bobed August 21, 2010

Colette

A total badass/beast, a girl who can surprise you with her ability's. Very cool and down to earth. Won't get mad at little things. Very funny and sarcastic, but sometimes the funniness is hidden beneath shyness. Is a pretty girl who everyone likes. Can turn a tense situation into a nice one with a joke.

Person 1. "Wow man, that girl has a nice facial bone structure."
Person 2. "Must be a Colette"

by Anonymous577 March 2, 2014

closeted

to be a gay, lesbian, bi or queer person who hides their true sexual orientation from the public and those around them. often for fear of persecution, rejection, others' reactions, but not always for negative reasons. some would just as soon not come out or see no reason to.

jerry's gay, but he stays closeted to avoid losing his teaching job.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

Closet Door

Is the person who's relationship with a gay person is there to prevent "coming out of the closet".

Mary's not John's girlfriend, she's his closet door.

by Nina Simone January 22, 2009