Congressional confessional

when our elected officials, in a rare moment of clarity, secretly admit they're incompetent

Behind VOID tramp-stamped foreheads residing inside dumb asses, vacuums become self-aware.

“We suck at this.” ~Congressional confessional

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

Dashboard Confessional

A type of disorder in which you are inclinded to tell the truth while in the car.

Disorder geneticaly found in white people, general rich (higher class, coming from higher class generations, reason: found in caviar originaly)

My girlfriend dumped me because i told her i tried to slit my wrist while driving to a emo concert.

by Balishma January 10, 2005

dashboard confessional

a decent band that became sell outs once MTV discovered them and they made a crappy ass video for hands down and perverted it.

dashboard confessional used to be good.

by Dorkay November 29, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

LykE OmG 2 EMo 4 MeEEEEE

BetTER AdD TheM TO My PLAYlist

Emo BOIz ArE 2 CooL
I wAnT one!!!

teeHEe

I went to a DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL....and I moshed :D!!!!!

by natasha February 03, 2005

dashboard confessional

bizoss

"Did you hear that new Dashboard Confessional song?"
"Yes, I did."

by izalex August 21, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

verb describe a musician who gives himself a band name despite clearly being a solo act.

"So, what's this Nine Inch Nails band all about?"
"See, it's this guy Trent Reznor..."
"Wait, it's just one guy?"
"Yeah."
"He dashboard confessionaled? What a lame-o. I hate him already."

by cegriffin June 08, 2005

dashboard confessional syndrome

a disease that bands often catch in their early days of writing. not yet fully confident of their skills they tend to stick with similar sounding music and the lyrics often focus on a single event, making it difficult to degress between different songs. Originating from the band Dashboard Confessional, who despite being veteran musicians of 4 albums, lead singer Chris still writes material about his high school romances. Hence DCS may also refer to someone who hasnt got any since high school.

Reckless liaison had some wicked tunes on last years album, but their new stuff is hinting that maybe the guys have a little bit of Dashboard Confessional syndrome.

Look at Mikey, he's your classic case of DCS. its been nearly ten years since graduation and he can't even manage to afford a hooker.

by BillySpleen July 10, 2005